Every morning as we get dressed, we ask ourselves, exactly what weapons should we be wearing. After all, weapons make the man. You want something less deadly then a gun, but not as lame as a can of mace.
Look no farther my friend, I bring you the mace gun!
I found it on Cabelas.com for only $60. It shots 7 shots per cartridge and even comes with a water cartage for target practice. Now you can be cool too.